No, No, NO, You Got It All Wrong

Surely by now most of you know of the recording where some people hear Laurel and others hear Yanny. Personally, I heard Yanny.

That got me thinking. About song lyrics. I spent an hour searching and laughing so hard I was in tears.

I don’t know why my brain thought of song lyrics, it’s on its own track most days. First thing that came to my mind was “Wrapped up like a douche when you’re rover in the night” made me laugh and laugh. I can’t tell you how many millions of times both my husband and I belted that line out like we knew what the hell we were singing. I mean does that even make sense? No. Didn’t have to we had fun singing it. Actual lyrics are ” Blinded by the light revved up like a deuce another runner in the night” Makes about as much sense as what we were singing.

Then it made me think of ” I was Jack and you were dyingggggg” First time I heard that song I was thinking why in the hell is she dying?? Then I had to laugh at myself. I mean Duh. JCM’s Jack and Diane beat is clearly playing in the back ground so ” I was Jack and you were Diane” makes way more sense but go ahead listen to it and tell me you don’t hear him saying ” I was Jack and you were dyinggggg”

So, I got to googling. This is where the real laughter came in.

Apparently most people think Elton John wants Tony Danza to hold him closer ….. Hold me closer Tony Danza is actually ” Hold me closer Tiny Dancer” which I hear the correct lyrics in that song, one of my all time favorites except for the Tim McGraw version, not a fan of that one.

See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen which is actually ” See that girl watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen”

Now, if you aren’t singing these as we go along, just stop reading now and go somewhere else, you are no fun and probably not laughing either.

Sweet dreams are made of cheese 😂😂

I am a big Queen fan. Love Freddie. And I am here to tell you some of his songs are out there in terms of the wording and the story line, not gonna lie I get most of them all wrong but this one had me rolling. Kicking your car all over the place we will we will… actual ( which makes just as much sense ) ” kicking your can all over the place..”

And……. I Like Big Butts in a Can of Limes!!!! 😂😂😂😂

So, tell me your favorite misheard lyric.

✌🏼 Jules

Not At All What I Had Been Visualizing

     For the most part, I am behind when it comes to music. Unless, of course its Kid Rock, and I am up-to-the-minute!
     So, the first time I heard Pontoon, was maybe a month ago. Man, I love that song. When I hear it, I so want to go find a pontoon boat climb up to the top and jump off the back! Cross my heart…..so true!! What makes that even more funny, I am scared of water!
     As soon as I heard it I had to come home, find it, download it and go mow my yard. Beacause that’s really the only time I get to actually relax and listen to my music.
     Anyway, I am hacking away on the ol Husqvarna ( which I can actually say correctly now thank you very much, and I will add I have something those goofy ass valley girls in California can’t have….sorry that’s an 80’s thing, I get side tracked easily)….where was I, o, Husqvarna…..yes, hacking away and the song comes on….I’m singing and mowing and have my arms moving like I’m swimming thru the water. Hey, its my yard, my mower, my relaxation.
     The visualization going thru my mind is sheer luxury. I mean if your going to get the whole picture in your mind while on a mower, you gotta go big with it right? Picture it…..not me mowing and singing but, hear the song and picture the pontoon boat. Got it? Me too! Makes you wanna go pontooning right?
      Ok, so I do a Google search, just because I am bored and THIS is what pulls up:

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YUP! I am so serious! I think I laughed so hard I spit out my nose. Thought to myself, dang even Google knows I can’t afford to fantasize on someone elses budget! THANKS GOOGLE! WAY TO CRUSH A GIRLS DREAMS WHEN SHE’S NOT HAD A CIGARETTE IN 5 DAYS!
     So, now I am gonna have a bowl of Boo Berry Cereal, follow it up with a Blueberry Tootsie Pop and then turn on a Kid Rock song and do the sprinkler dance like Google can’t see me!
😀