For the most part, I am behind when it comes to music. Unless, of course its Kid Rock, and I am up-to-the-minute!
So, the first time I heard Pontoon, was maybe a month ago. Man, I love that song. When I hear it, I so want to go find a pontoon boat climb up to the top and jump off the back! Cross my heart…..so true!! What makes that even more funny, I am scared of water!
As soon as I heard it I had to come home, find it, download it and go mow my yard. Beacause that’s really the only time I get to actually relax and listen to my music.
Anyway, I am hacking away on the ol Husqvarna ( which I can actually say correctly now thank you very much, and I will add I have something those goofy ass valley girls in California can’t have….sorry that’s an 80’s thing, I get side tracked easily)….where was I, o, Husqvarna…..yes, hacking away and the song comes on….I’m singing and mowing and have my arms moving like I’m swimming thru the water. Hey, its my yard, my mower, my relaxation.
The visualization going thru my mind is sheer luxury. I mean if your going to get the whole picture in your mind while on a mower, you gotta go big with it right? Picture it…..not me mowing and singing but, hear the song and picture the pontoon boat. Got it? Me too! Makes you wanna go pontooning right?
Ok, so I do a Google search, just because I am bored and THIS is what pulls up:
YUP! I am so serious! I think I laughed so hard I spit out my nose. Thought to myself, dang even Google knows I can’t afford to fantasize on someone elses budget! THANKS GOOGLE! WAY TO CRUSH A GIRLS DREAMS WHEN SHE’S NOT HAD A CIGARETTE IN 5 DAYS!
So, now I am gonna have a bowl of Boo Berry Cereal, follow it up with a Blueberry Tootsie Pop and then turn on a Kid Rock song and do the sprinkler dance like Google can’t see me!